So, you're in New York City, you're walking to work, thinking, "Damnit, I am so sick of that secretary who always answers the phone in the exact same fake chipper monotonous voice, I am just gonna…", but ho, what's this on the sidewalk? A crisp new Benjamin Franklin!  

Friend, call out of work today, before you do harm to yourself or others, and heed my advice for a manifestly decent day of eating, seeing and doing. $100 A Day Winners - Gridskipper

That is all.