Yelp and Its Discontents

It’s amazing the emails I got when I asked for followups on my first Yelp piece, which you can find linked in this story at The Big Money or down below in my archives. Never been called a ‘little sack of shit’ before, if you can believe it! I needed to answer the question–why does Yelp engender such hatred? I think I got to the bottom of it– they are playing a delicate game of keeping their reviews relevant while protecting against spam. And they’re playing it on a scale of 20+ million monthly unique visitors. Not easy. But there might be a few things that can be done differently. I explain:

The Trilateral Commission. Bilderberg. The Freemasons. RAND Corp. The Illuminati. And, apparently, Yelp. The conspiracy-minded among us have long been convinced that the world is run by a secret cabal of wealthy elite, moving us ordinary folk around like pawns on a chess board for their own hidden purposes. Not content with running the financial system, controlling the government, or installing a new world order, they have apparently set their sights on the tantalizing target of local social media.

Yelp and Its Discontents | The Big Money.

What Went Wrong Part II, which is all I have to say for now

In Part One of this essay, I laid out my own personal ride with Condé Nast Portfolio, Si Newhouse’s ill-fated venture into business media. Like baseball managers, magazine writers are hired to be fired, so aside from the shock of that layoff being my very first, I harbor no special animosity towards the magazine or anyone who worked there. But since the magazine was about business, it’s not unreasonable to dissect, from that perspective, the failings therein. As I see it, there were three major ones (Dan Gross sees four):

  • An emphasis on print over web.

Lipman came to Condé Nast from the Wall Street Journal to run a print magazine. Although the website was much touted, it was a secondary thought to her and her top editorial staff. When a directive went out from the then Managing Editor that all hands were expected to contribute to the website, that directive was remanded by Lipman for her top tier contract writers. She wanted to save their talents for the magazine, she explained. But in 2007, the future of any publication has to include a plan for the web. And that plan had to be the web. Portfolio was touted within Condé Nast as being a non-CondéNet operation. CondéNet is the Politburo for all the magazine websites in the Condé Nast stable. With its own editors, production staff and advertising personnel, its centralized approach has led most magazines within 4 Times Square to devote little if any of their resources to the websites. And why would they? They receive no benefit, no cut of advertising, and no praise for doing so.

Lately, the tide has slowly turned, as more sharing of content and personnel is happening, and magazines are held accountable for their sites, whether under CondéNet or not. But thanks to the fragmented structure of the company, determined largely by the creation of fiefdoms for each of the younger generation of Newhouses working there, the institutional default is still to keep the magazine and web separate. So while Portfolio’s website structure was a major advance within the company, it was still archaic compared how tightly integrated the website of say New York magazine is to the printed product.

When robust websites play such a huge role as they do in media today, Portfolio’s was a fundamental flaw in the structure of the magazine. An editor and publisher more focused on a tight integration of the two parts might have found they were greater than their sum. But when the time came to make cuts last year it was the website that was sacrificed. At the time, I heard that publisher William Li told the laid off staff that even though the website was doing better than the magazine, it would never meet the company’s financial goals for the combined product. And as long as Condé Nast considers itself primarily a print operation, it will run into that problem with all of its websites.

  • Spare no expense.

The gilded age of media is over. Though one former Journal reporter recently recounted in The New York Times how he was admonished in the early 80’s for flying business rather than first class to South America, print media as a cash machine is yesterday’s news. Yet spending at Portfolio was epic. I heard more than once from staffers about $100,000 photo shoots that were shelved or thrown out when the corresponding articles fell out of favor. In some ways, this is the Condé Nast way– this is the company that brought Annie Leibovitz into the mainstream, and spared no expense to set up her iconic Vanity Fair shoots. While Vanity Fair traffics in Hollywood and glamour, Portfolio attempted to bring the same gloss to business. When I started working at Portfolio, I told sources on the phone that we were like Vanity Fair or The New Yorker, but for business journalism. (It was a common refrain since few people recognized our name at the time.) This may have been a convenient phrase for staffers, but as a model for a photography budget, it was a bit much. Portfolio ran some stunning pictures– but there are many more you’ll never see, because they died an expensive death. Ultimately the readership was not interested in vanity shots of Summer Redstone and Barry Diller.

  • Fragmentation.

As I wrote in Part 1, Portfolio was given every chance and resource to be a big, important new magazine. But the truth is, the era of that kind of publication may have passed. Based on the wild undulations in content from issue to issue, and the varying directives I got for the somewhat regular Demystifier column that I helped conceive and write, it felt as if we tried to please too many people in too many different ways, ultimately pleasing no one. A public that has grown used to finding exactly the type of niche content it wants from blogs and websites online, especially in the business realm, was probably not going to give Portfolio the time it needed to show it could make long form business profile journalism relevant again.

This is where the website comes in. An editorial staff of nearly a hundred is looking for more space than a magazine can normally provide. A website can provide that space, and if content is coordinated properly, it can play off the magazine, rather than merely mimic it. But in my experiences in planning features at the magazine (admittedly limited), a comprehensive strategy for print articles to hit the web with additional content, additional photos, etc, didn’t exist. Instead the web team was left to pick up the pieces of the print staff, and scrounge together a plan for repurposing and adding content, with little or no help from the original writer or editor. Wired with its massive blog network, is a Condé Nast title that has invested heavily in capturing fragmented audiences online, and steering them to the magazine. Of course, Wired has also faced a precipitous drop in print advertising, and its online operation has also faced staff cuts.

Condé Nast is not going out of business anytime soon, and at the very least, its flagship titles will probably exist in perpetuity. But its future moves will say a lot about whether it learned its lesson with Portfolio. Surely the economy will recover, and the Newhouses will attempt to grow their business once again. But in that future, when the opportunities are ripe, the path may be just as obscured as it is now.

Two thoughts of advice to the Newhouse family and other media billionaires under whose beneficence we work:

One, if you’re going to chase a fragmented audience like the business one, be prepared to sink huge resources into channeling a thousand streams of different types of readers to the mothership by creating niche content that appeals to them. The blog network of Portfolio.com was the closest thing to this approach they had, but since it probably wasn’t seen in this light, it was sacrificed to save the already crumbling parent.

Two, don’t build a rocket ship to the moon. There are thousands of journalists looking for jobs (and this is not a personal plea for reemployment) and thousands more in journalism school who are trained in new media. Want a big new idea from your executives? Start a Condé Nast incubator and make them read the proposals for funding that come in. That’s how the world’s most successful new media enterprises, from Twitter to Yelp to Facebook, are being built. (And if you don’t think those are media, you are beyond help.) I promise you, the next Vanity Fair is not coming from the executive suite. But it may come from a writer or editor who’s currently out on the street. (Last thing: if they tell you it’s going to cost a $150 million dollars to launch, run.)

The Next Financial Explosion: Will the government have to bail out the commercial real estate market? | The Big Money

shopping mall

“A weird quiet seems to have settled over the country. We’re in the midst of the financial crisis, yet it feels like the whole thing has somehow passed. In fact, the ionized air around us suggests we’re in the eye of this hurricane—experiencing a moment of calm before the storm whips up again.”-me

I explain why, here:

The Next Financial Explosion: Will the government have to bail out the commercial real estate market? | The Big Money.

MLB Network Hits a Home Run: How baseball learned from football’s mistake and pulled off the biggest cable launch ever. | The Big Money

How MLB Network Hit a Home Run

My latest story in the Big Money is a tale of the Goofus and Gallant of sports network startups, the NFL and MLB Networks. Goofus thinks he should retain sole ownership of his network and dictate carriage terms to the cable companies. Gallant sees the value of sharing ownership of the network with cable companies, so that everyone is happy. Goofus thinks customers will drop cable for DirecTV just to get a few extra late season Thursday night games. Gallant wants to bring the games to the customer, appearing on more services and devices than any other startup network in history. Which do you think has been more successful to date?

Read about the other ways in which baseball has learned from football’s mistakes in creating its MLB Network and Extra Innings package, here:

MLB Network Hits a Home Run: How baseball learned from football’s mistake and pulled off the biggest cable launch ever. | The Big Money.

Zombie Banks Build Ghost Towers | The Big Money

Ghost tower in Bangkok. photo by Wendy Ploger.
All over Bangkok are massive skyscrapers that were literally abandoned and repossessed by banks when that country went through its own financial crisis, twelve years ago. Thailand waited four years to create a “bad bank,” to help salvage its banking system. In the meantime, the zombie banks of Thailand were unable to get lending started again. The result: these construction projects, into which so much time and resources had been sunk, were total losses. The US has dozens of projects that on hold right now for very much the same reason– lack of liquidity–though we did get here in a different way. Without a bad bank to help free up capital, our cities could soon look a little more like Bangkok. But Obama, Geithner and his team stalling on creating a bad bank. And whehn they talk about creating on, it’s a public private hyrid, which will limit its power to fix the crisis. Read about what happened in Bangkok, and how to avoid its happening to us, here:

Zombie Banks Build Ghost Towers | The Big Money.

Throwing Voodoo at Hulu | The Big Money

Throwing Voodoo at Hulu | The Big Money.

My first piece for The Big Money, part of the Slate family of websites. It’s about a
tiny startup company named Boxee that scared the bejesus out of NBC,
FOX, and probably Comcast and Time Warner too.

The reason? They found a slick, legal way to put Hulu on the
television, totally upending the industry’s business and distribution
models. So big media responded as they know how– they tried to kill
Boxee. Needless to say, the attempt has been as futile as it is tone
deaf. Enjoy!

Hallelujah for Hoots and Hellmouth!

One of the first things I wanted to write about when I made the leap was a little country/bluesy rock and roll band that a friend of mine introduced me to by taking me to see them in a dark, weird basement under a pizzeria in Soho.

When I met them there, I introduced myself as a writer, which is something I did once before, long ago, when I had hardly written anything. After that embarrassing moment, you’d think I’d have learned my lesson, but this time, I had dropped my entire old life and moved to a new city to BE a writer. And even if I wasn’t yet, damnit, I was at least gunning to be one, which was a definite improvement.

So, I talked to this red-haired larger-than-life, lead-singer-of-a-man names Sean, and told him I wanted to write about them. And I desperately wanted to, because they played a kind of music that I felt like I had been missing all my life. So I pitched a story about them relentlessly.

The Boys of Hoots and Hellmouth

And

nothing

happened.

Fast forward two years. I have learned a ton about this business, and it seems Hoots and Hellmouth have learned a ton about theirs, having signed a record deal and released a professionally produced album, which is excellent. The fact that both of us made alot of progress in a relatively short time (which feels extremely long, I’m sure, to both of us), let me finally write a story about them for the New York Press. It was an extremely rewarding story to write, and I hope you’ll take a minute to listen to them, or maybe even buy the CD (also available here).

Congratulations boys! It was an honor to be able to write about you, and your month-long residency at Pete’s Candy Store. I caught their last show there last night, and they sounded and seemed better than ever. Keep spreading the good word.

Cleared to Tee Off or Take Off

The Tucson Foothills, photo by Wendy Ploger
photo by wendy ploger

I’m happy to link to a story I wrote in today’s New York Times: Havens North Tucson. Havens is the second homes column, so this is a story about people who live there and why they chose to buy a second home in Tucson. The southwest is a beautiful area, and I really felt thrilled to be able to cover it and say things like:

If, like Buck Clippard, you fly but have trouble finding airplane parking, you might consider requesting permission to land at La Cholla Airpark, a community 20 miles north of downtown Tucson. The Clippards have a second home there — and a two-plane hangar on a taxiway (or, as the earthbound might call it, a road), right off the airpark’s main drag, a 4,500-foot landing strip.

Anyway, please give it a read and enjoy. If you’re interested in reading more about the foothills, one of the real estate agents I spoke with, John Schneider, writes frequently about the area on his aptly named blog, The Tucson Foothills.

Also, thanks to Rob Ploger who, after all, moved to Tucson (not in the foothills though) and gave Wendy, his sister, my girlfriend, a reason to bring me out West and see what all the fuss was about. Now I know!

Canada Quiz, eh?

Also continuing in my role as Traveler’s Quizmaster General (ok, I gave myself that title), I try, this month, to teach my fellow statesiders about our neighbors to the north, eh? See if you can tell  a canuck from a poutine: Interactive Quiz: Conde Nast Traveler

Sweepin’ Down Broome

Another week, another clip. Read my meandering feature on the east side of Broome Street–its history, its culture, and its future. For out of towners, Broome is one of those little streets on the Lower East Side that, while part of the whole, also looks like a microcosm of all of New York. Ok, there are alot of streets like that. But Broome is more interesting than most. Read: New York Press.