Not to nitpick, but…

As someone who is a sometimes freelance fact-checker for a national publication, (Enough qualifiers? Trust me, they're all necessary.) I've done my homework on the history of the field. For example, did you know that in the UK there are no such things as fact checkers at magazines? The fact-checking is handled newspaper style: between the writer and the editor, everything is supposed to be verified as accurate. Facts aren't explicity checked; if the editor reads something that raises an eyebrow, the writer provides backup. If the writer lied about it, and it makes it to print well, they are in deep shit, my friend. There is no system in place to bail them out, like there is in the US.

Here in New York, if a writer fumbles a fact in a story that's made it to press, it's the fact-checker who typically gets interrogated first. And if the erroneous detail cannot be accounted for by said staff member, it's THEIR ass, not the writer's. Sure, the magazine may choose not to work with the freelance writer who submitted the lie anymore, but if they are writing for the glossies, they are probably going to be able to drum up work. The fact-checker, on the other hand, is a magazine staff member, and if they make too many errors in a year (depends on the pub, but some places say 3 is the max), they are fired, out on their ass. And their colleagues and competitors know exactly why, making finding more work in the field a challenging proposition at best.

A major problem is while this system is designed to eliminate publication of erroneous information, it also encourages feature writers to flub and exaggerate their stories. If they slip one past the goalie that makes their story sound much more dramatic, it's to their benefit! If later, the facts are called into question, it's the staffer that gets in trouble, not them! The more cunning or unscrupulous (or just lazy) the writer, the more the fact-checker has to be on guard. And working with my fact checking colleagues, boy have I heard some stories of malfeasance. Entire legs of trips forged (don't forget to check the expense report for a plane ticket where there should've been a car rental). Composite characters created out of scratch. Interviews written to sound intimate, that were a bit more like a keynote address at a conference. The writer inserting himself into events, only to omit key facts or misreport those events (best to find out there was a major power outage in Italy BEFORE talking about how great a time you had there last year. It's comical if sad.

Most writers certainly don't try to exploit the system, but even so, errors slip through. And thus, Adam Gopnik's insightful football piece in The New Yorker (The Unbeautiful Game, not available online) contains two errors, neither serious, certainly neither purposeful, but nontheless a rare  example of mistakes in an article screened by the world's most vaunted fact-checking department (one I'd like to freelance for, if anyone who reads this can drop a dime).

First, Mr. Gopnik paranthetically states that suits are not permitted to be worn by coaches on the sidelines. As the great site Uni Watch mentioned often, and ESPN reported, two NFL coaches, Jack Del Rio and Mike Nolan, were allowed to wear suits this season on the sidelines. For marketing purposes, Reebok wants coaches to wear all branded/logoed usually awful looking gear, but these two won permission to buck the trend and wear suits twice during the season. As late as the start of this season, this was no certainty. Thus, I bet this article was sat on for a while until the timing was right (the playoffs starting, for example), and then run. When, in that timeframe, the article got vetted, who knows, but anyone doing research in the last two months would run into multiple sources stating that these two coaches were permitted to wear suits. So this one appears to have slipped through the cracks.

More questionable would be Gopnik's assertion that Brian Billick, head coach of the Ravens, is defensive-minded. Yes, Billick's Ravens are known for their smashmouth, in your face, defenses. They won the 2000 Super Bowl playing lights-out D and just enough offense. But Billick's history is as an offensive genius. From his bio: "Prior to becoming the Ravens' head coach, Billick spent five years as Minnesota's offensive coordinator, where in 1998, the Vikings' offense scored an NFL single-season record 556 points." So the key here is phrasing. Gopnik's sentence about Billick as the subject of a book described him as: "…a tight-lipped, humorless, defensive-minded coach…" (nothing omitted changes the meaning of that phrase). 

Now maybe I'm being humorless, but as soon as I read that sentence, my jaw dropped. After all, this isn't just an offensive-minded coach, this is a coach who, as coordinator, set the NFL record for points scored in a season. He's in the books as an offensive genius. He came up through the ranks on the offensive side of the ball. Chuck Noll, who Gopnik compares him to in that sentence, was a Pittsburgh coach, a team known for its Steel Curtain Defense. Noll's teams allowest the fewest yards in an NFL season four times in his career! I will soften my own argument by saying that Billick's Ravens allowed the fewest points in league history in 2000. But, one year, even a record setting year, does not undo a career spent as an offensive assistant, especially since Marvin Lewis was running the defense in Baltimore pretty much without interference from Billick, nor does it legitimize the comparison between Noll and Billick.

So, the point of checking facts is to maintain a tone of accuracy in reading. When I came across these two statements within a few paragraphs of each other, I was blown away, and my enjoyment of Gopnik's analysis (and his writing style which I enjoyed in Paris to the Moon was kind of shot. I still think he's a good writer. I still think The New Yorker's fact checking department is beyond compare. But I was, to borrow the football theme and be a bit overdramatic, blindsided by the hit.

 

Do you like pictures?

If so, please stop by a new website I just finished up for a very important client of mine, my girlfriend, Wendy Ploger. Her site will speak for itself. I'll just say that I'm very pleased with the results and think her pictures are wonderful. See them here: www.w-stop.com

Napkins and Rugs

My friend Marcos Salazar is in Sunday's Washington Post Magazine, and it seems he has a thing for textiles. Have a look: Save & Splurge - washingtonpost.com.

From the Desk of Midge Plampton, Head Secretary for Speaker Dennis Hastert

Dear Assistant Secretaries: 

As you may know, our boss, Big Denny, is in a bit of pickle these days, what with all this Mark Foley business. I thought this might be a good time to review our filing procedures for office notes and memoranda. 
Please note the following guidlines:
 
  • Denny's Chat Logs (screen name WrestlecOAcH) are NOT to be archived for any reason).
  • Please continue to postdate all files by 9 months to a year. This means any notes or meetings the Speaker had from last Spring should not be dated any earlier than "last weekend" and at the latest "yesterday."
  • Please continue to keep the Iraq file folder in the Al-Qaeda section of the cabinet.
  • At no time should assistant secretaries "strip down and get relaxed" during filing duties.
  • File all correspondence from screen name maf54 under "Dirty Tricks, Democratic"
  • Please relabel and refile the folder marked "October Surprise" as "Attempts, Last Ditch."
  • Be sure to refile all documents from the Missing and Exploited Children's Caucus Chairman under both "Hypocrisy" and "Service, Lip."
  • Refile "pedophilia" as "pedophilia, not."
  • We've noticed that the "Corruption, Internal" file has been growing quite large. Please sort through these files and, where appropriate, refile under "Dirty Tricks, Democratic."
  • We notice this may make the "Dirty Tricks, Democratic" file also quite large, what with the maf54 correspondence in it. So, please split the file into "democrats, chat logs we claim were faked by" and "made, mistakes."
  • Go ahead and throw away the empty folders in the cabinet, especially "learned, lessons," "conscience, guilty" and "plans for, GOP 2006 Congressional majority."
Thank you for your attention to these guidelines.
Midge

Today is my Birthday

Here are some fun facts about August 16th.

  • The New York Yankees broke ground on their new stadium, 2006.
  • Kathie Lee Gifford announces to Regis and the world her retirement from Live with Regis and Kathie Lee, to surely pursue her justly deserved international fame and stardom, 2000.
  • Kathie Lee, Frank Gifford, Madonna, Charles Bukowski, Robert Culp and Menachim Begin, in embryo form, all learn of my impending birth, and its predetermined date of August 16th. They adjust their fetal development accordingly, so that in the future, they may share my birthday, (various).
  • Elvis Presley, learning of my impending arrival, chooses August 16th to hemorrhage on the toilet and die, knowing the world is only big enough for one of us to exist at once, 1977.
  • Brian Epstein, the Beatles’ Manager, fires Pete Best, their first drummer, expecting to replace him with me, only to learn that I have not yet been born, 1963.
  • Taco Shack, formerly a taco shack providing tasty and nutritious pan-Mexcian food on Avenue B, is set to re-open in storefront on 3rd street, around the corner, 2006

Yankee Stadium, Last Night

iPod Ching

After seeing this on radosh.net, I have to give it a try. I had no intention of posting this, but the results were interesting enough (to me, anyway) to want to preserve.

How does the world see you?
Out-Side, The Beta Band. I guess, for where I am right now, that’s fair.
Will I have a happy life?
Levon, Elton John. Uh-oh.

What do my friends really think of me?
You Still Believe in Me, The Beach Boys. Aww.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Easy, The Beta Band. Easy now.. I have a girlfriend.

How can I make myself happy?
Via Chicago, Wilco. Ok, that’s a direct exhortation. And after my most recent visit to Chicago last week, I loved it. But I just moved to New York in January!

What should I do with my life?
Sunday Bloody Sunday, U2. Umm, join the IRA?

Will I ever have children?
Cindy Tastes of Barbecue, Luna. Apparently not if they know what’s good for them.

What is some good advice for me?
No Surprises, Radiohead. That’s true, I don’t always like surprises. If I can detect it, sure, but being totally blindsided? That’s the worst, even if it’s a good surprise. I never feel my response is completely authentic. And that’s weird, being that it should be at it’s most authentic right then.
How will I be remembered?
Country Darkness, Elvis Costello & The Imposters. No comment.

What is my signature dancing song?
Cookie Jar, Jack Johnson. I like a cookie.

What do I think my current theme song is?
My feelings for Song2, Whitelabel. A mashup of the Blur original. And approporiate, as I want to yell woo-hoo! sometimes, and other times, I can’t help but feel in the middle of a great big bloody mashup.

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
TV Movies, Papas Fritas. This is just a nice song.

What song will play at my funeral?
One by One, Billy Bragg & Wilco. I think it would bring the house down.

What type of women do you like?
Some Might Say, Oasis. Rampant speculation is typical in this department.

What is my day going to be like?
Emotional Rescue, The Rolling Stones. It has in fact, been an emotional day, and in a way, I have been rescued.

What fun.